my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”
I have never been more distraught in my entire life
OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID “TAKE THAT METAL OUT OF YOUR NOSE IT’S DISGUSTING” AND I SAID “TAKE YOUR JUDGMENTAL HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU’RE DISGUSTING” AND THE PERSON WALKING BEHIND ME LAUGHED SO HARD SHE STOPPED WALKING
After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.
The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.
The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.
Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.
Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”
When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.
Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”
The fuuuccckkk
Just watch it. Watch all of them. Go pee first.
These make me laugh so hard.
I reblog this everytime I see it on my dash.
This.. wow.
This seriously made me tear up. That’s disgusting, and I can’t imagine what she went through. That guy is a real fucking man, and I wish I could shake his hand and hug that girl as hard as I can.
I love SixBillionSecrets. This is one of the secrets that really touched me too, I absolutely fucking adore the guy who wrote this
always reblog. i love this.
BEING A BOYFRIEND: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.
awwwhh so amazingg. thats a boyfriend.
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Omg
People like these..really I admire them.
Sometimes I hate everyone and everything in the world.
And then something like this post happens and I remember all the good that’s still left in people.
Secret poster, you are amazing.
sixbillionsecrets has to be one of my favorite websites ever.
You are a true man. We love you!
IM SO DEAD.
there is some real inception shit happening here
there’s no way this is an accident
WHAT’S HAPPENING
Damn
I JUST-
I’m so done here
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(Source: roarofsilence)
I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
(Source: northbound)
