nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

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Hey.

I’m alive.

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fish-blog:

acetraineraudrey:

iamjushwa:

aplacecalledorange:

wthispattysimcox:

unfriendlygayhottie:

luisitoloves:

image

I can’t even.

DEAD

OH MY GOD

I’M DONE

this is so perfect.

(Source: psycosis91)

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thecharliecharmander:

"Jarvis, get Pikachu to use tackle.""Sir, wouldn’t you prefer to use thun-""Tackle, Jarvis!""Yes, sir."

thecharliecharmander:

"Jarvis, get Pikachu to use tackle."
"Sir, wouldn’t you prefer to use thun-"
"Tackle, Jarvis!"
"Yes, sir."

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gatiss:

lastofthetimeladies:

breakfastatbequiettiffany:

bawbag:

In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin

This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written

In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin

image

(Source: slurmmckenzie)

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bluedogeyes:

Saturday Night Live Halloween Special 2013

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she had period and the blood attracted the damned shark OMG THAT’S BEST AD EVER.

(Source: handsinacabitches)

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indefinitewonderland:

I don’t even know what half of this food is supposed to be but I don’t fucking care, I want it. look at how fucking delicious everything looks. if you dare to even say looking at this doesn’t make you hungry, I know you’re a lying little piece of shit.

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